Ailene is a Card

I've never sat with her. Some people avoid her because she allegedly repeats things over and over. I do not know, but what is wrong with that? Some of the tales she tells are wonderful.

When the State Police removed her driver's license, she complained to her husband, "I've never had a wreck."

"Yes, but you have caused a few."

One day when she wanted to mow her lawn, she started up the mower and began a mowin' and a clippin'. She could not figure out how to shut it off, so she mowed all of her neighbor's lawns.

Ailene suddenly discovered that she had been taking her dog's medicine. In a panic, she called the Vet. His response was "If you've got the mange, it will cure it."

At Three AM, a man came to her door and asked for some money. She gave it to him. To her surprise, he paid it back later.

She claims to like coffee so much she wished they would just pipe it up to her apartment.

One of her favorite quotes is, "I am going to write myself a letter because I never get one."

She kept complaining that she could not unlock her door. Finally, one of the managers went to show her how to unlock the door. Ailene was right. The key did not work. They had always let her in with the master key.

AsA

You have the right to pay your bill on time. If you cannot afford to pay for bills, we will appoint a collection agency for you.