The Vulture

Yesterday, I posted an old piece about Charley. The vulture seduced his need for companionship and took him for what she wanted. After Charley, she moved on to Henry who bought her many dinners and drinks.

Finally, to the relief of many of us, she moved out to “vampirize” another set of apartments. She already has a boy friend there to support her need to exploit. Unfortunately, she keeps coming back to join us on our field trips.

On the last one, she began her loud and boisterous flirtation-dance for an early-onset Alzheimer’s male. It did not seem to bother her that he is married. (His wife was at work that day.)

Several residents have suggested (to each other) that she be barred from attending our events since she is no longer a resident. Unfortunately, that ain’t going to happen.

AsA

I have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.