Happy Hour

Monthly, we have a happy hour - with a cocktail pianist/soloist. He plays all of the oldies, such as, "Does the Spearmint Lose It's Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight."

We were served horses doovers: deep-fried mushrooms, sausage in a biscuit, and some kind of a cheese deep-fried thingee. In addition, there were nuts and bolts for the horses.

We had virgin Bloody Marys, virgin Pina Coladas, and virgin Strawberry Daiquiris. So, around 100 reconstituted virgins and I had a great time.

The drinks raised an intriguing question. If one is born-again, are they also re-virginized?

Oh yes, I met a 64-year-old va-va-voom. Her mother has decided I am not suitable for her single daughter.

AsA

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.