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Saturday, November 11, 2006

Cheating at Bingo

Paw is known as one of the rudest men in Geezerville. He does not want women to push floor buttons on the elevator. They might get it wrong! He works the find-a-word puzzles at meals using a ruler and proceeding in a methodical left-brain fashion. It helps him avoid conversation. At night he sits with Barbie who does not like company either. At lunch he moves from front to back or vice versa so that he can always be one of the first served. First service begins in the front on even days and in the back on odd. Geena, Xuby and their group are always upset on the first of many months since the back gets served first two days in a row. But, I digress.

The sad part is that his reputation was of being a very considerate man before his wife entered the nursing home.

It is against the rules for anyone to keep their "lucky" bingo card. He steals his "lucky" bingo cards and hides them in his little black bag. Charley has caught him twice and promised to lower the boom if he does it again!

He was warned several times. It is against the rules to steal the Bingo cards. Still he does. Tonight, they caught him with 10 stolen cards in his sack.

Two of the alleged ladies were also caught.

Never a dull moment.

AsA

I used to think it was a silly affectation to drink different wines from different style glasses, but I have finally become a convert. I now definitely prefer drinking hearty, macho reds from my Spiderman glass and lighter, fruity whites from Sponge Bob.

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