Cats, dogs, and catfights.

Some of the residents have pets. Cats are confined by their slaves to the personal home apartment. One new cat-fearing resident refused to move in on the fourth floor after she learned one of the apartments was rented by a couple Burmese attack felines.

Dogs are taken for walks around the building. They have to be carried when they outside of an apartment. This kind of rules out Great Danes and Siberian Huskies. Some people wheel their dog outside in walker baskets or shopping carts. It is quite disconcerting when the blind dog being carried turns his head and "looks" at me in the elevator.

I assume there are some fish and canaries around the building, but no Boa Constrictors. I wrapped a couple rubberized snakes on my balcony railing to discourage the pigeons. They also keep my housekeeper away.

Getting back to the cats, four of the commode cleaner/food servers got into a catfight the other day. Three commode cleaner/food servers quit on the spot.

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